Suagar Bowl

Greatly disappointed by the outcome of the game,

"My team", whined Nesbit, "was destined for Sugar Bowl fame".

So while 'inert and uncouth' became his theme the next week,

He created a booger shoal by the aquarium at his feet.

He left the edifice, a reef, by the tank for a year,

And the fish thought, "Awesome, a barrier, less fear!"

But the shoal, as it were, non-diatomaceous in formation,

Eroded with poor Nesbit and some of the college bowl nation.