Sakes Alive! Better Get to the Mailing Center.

Octogenerian,Millie, wasn't feeling quite so trim,
So she decided, "By golly, I'll go workout at the gym".
She awoke the next morning confused, then exclaimed,
"Sakes alive, oh where have I been!?"
"I aches and saliv 'a 's drooling down my chin".

So she creaked down the street to the mailing center,
To confirm her own name through letters that were sent her.
It seemed to her that the identity crisis had spread,
For the owner had quit for the ocean and said,
"Given all the tacking and yawing I've logged in, I'll be a sailing mentor instead".