Spoonerinspirations

Nappy Yew, Hear?

The following spoonerinspiration is a poem in two parts. The first part inspired by The Professor, the second part inspired by The Teacher. It is one poem described as 'two- part', primarily because the cadence of the second part differs from the first.

Bartholomew III, proud American to the last,

Loved his baseball, his barbeques, and his corned beef hash.

Heir to an estate, and following an investment deal clash,

He turned a Texas ranch purchase into horned beef cash.

His lovely big sister threw him a formal, fancy party.

She served too many beans,

So they all changed into jeans,

And had an eruptive pantsy farty.