Saturday, December 6, 2008

A Child, Brothers, some Gravy, and a Riddle

Felt Smelt

A young child created a felt smelt. "Fish is good!", she thought and sampled the cloth with a bite. The following sensation pasted her taste, so she smelt the felt and tasted some paste.



Good Snood

For hairless gravy a cook must wear a snood that is good. It takes a fine seamer to make a good snood.



Smothers Brothers

Tommy, of the famous comic duo, The Smothers Brothers, once said, "Mom always liked you best!". The Brothers' Mother's still out on jury.



A Hobbit spooneriddle

Where is it that Sam Gamgee rides his unicycle with the shiny tire?
(The answer is found by spoonerizing two words in the question)

3 comments:

Mark said...

I think he might ride it in the tiny shire!

Unknown said...

Yes, yes, that's it! Tiny shire!

Musicman said...

How clever you both are. Right then, the next riddle shan't be so easy, you'll see!