A Taste of Honey
Late for delivery, a truck driver for "A Taste of Honey" sped along the country highway with his two thousand pounds of product. Nearby, two apiarists stood up from their work and one said to the other, "Look, it's a haste of ton-ey".
A Golfer's Bane
Many a golfer considers landing a drive on a green with a 6% grade a 'bane in the putt'. "It's really a pain in the butt", say others.
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In honor of the weather today:
The teacher and children were waiting patiently for the fat flakes to fall, but when they didn't they had to resort to making flat fakes out of paper.
Har! Well done, good fellow.
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